If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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