I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Passing by

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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