Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Hi Shelby!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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