If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Whats9+10 19

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

knock knock

Penis!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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