john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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