- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anne Frank.

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