A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

whats funny? ebola and 911

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Your mom

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

who smells? •Liam

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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