- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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