Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Anti Joke

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