Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

SC Johnson a Family Company

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Tennesse

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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