How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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