My mom just died....

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Steve Jobs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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