- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Three blondes walk into a community college.

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