- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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