Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

i hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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