How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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AVI IS A FAG

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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