Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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The WNBA

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Kittens.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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