- Anti Joke

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

KIMBERLEY HONEY

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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