What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Penis

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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No

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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