What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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