Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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