Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Penis in a box.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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shut up

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Tim's gay.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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cot!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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