How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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NEVER

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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