A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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