Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Yes.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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