what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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