Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Are You A Zombie?

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    idk if its cause i havent slept in 2 days but this is the funniest joke ive seen on this site.

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    Q:what happens after you squeeze someone to death by a flower bed? A:You can't kill somebody with a flower bed.

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