Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is worse

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Asians

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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the guy below me is gay

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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