Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Left. That one direction...

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Women's rights.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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