What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

like facebook.com/john maon

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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