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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

21 Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.