- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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