. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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potatoes

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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