what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

S.O.P.A

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

I have read the Terms of Service.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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