- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello." "Hi."

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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