- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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