- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

brett is a dick

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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