- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Communism

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

AVI IS A FAG

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

96

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

The Economy

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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