What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Justin Bieber

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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My mom just died....

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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