Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Penis.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Baseball

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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