Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

A guy is playing cod

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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baby seal walks into a bar

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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