- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Star Wars

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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