Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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minorities.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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