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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Icecream

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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