Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

I only like NY as a friend.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

tim rafter died no one cared

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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