Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Can I touch it?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Penis in a box.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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cot!

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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