- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Teen pregnancy

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

whats gay ? you

look left now look right. washing machine

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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