If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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