- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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