Patrick is gay

your mother is so lesbian

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Fuck her

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Black people are clen.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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